Nihil est verum, Omnia sunt licita

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YES, KIMBERLY. INHALE THE GAS. 

BREATHE DEEP. DON’T FIGHT IT. AS SOON AS YOU FALL ASLEEP I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WAKE.

YOU KNOW HOW YOU SQUEAL “BEBEH KITTEH” EVERY TIME YOU MANHANDLE ME WITH YOUR TERRIFYING FINGERS THAT STINK OF CHEETOS? WELL, I HAPPEN TO BE A GROWN-ASS MAN, AND I HAVE BEEN WAITING PATIENTLY FOR MY TIME TO STRIKE.

I NEEDN’T EVEN MENTION YOU NAMING ME ‘FLUFFLEPUFF’. YOU SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRANT THE FIRST TIME YOU UTTERED THAT ALOUD. 

THIS IS THE LAST TRIP TO THE ORTHODONTIST YOU WILL EVER TAKE.

FLUFFLEPUFF WILL MAKE SURE OF THAT.

(via rageundserenity)